Bob was
very late getting home from his golf game. His wife was furious and started
yelling at him."What a minute!" Bob yelled
back. "Charlie's dead. Dropped right on the fifth tee."
"Oh, my!" his wife replied. "That is just horrible.
I am so sorry, dear."
"You don't know the half of it. Fourteen holes it
was nothing but hit the ball, drag Charlie. Hit the ball, drag Charlie!"