The Joke That Almost Backfired
We played many jokes on Mr. Yonce, my Senior
English teacher at Highlands High School (like the time we turned his car's
license plates around so the backs showed). However, one of our jokes was so
successful, Mr. Yonce almost flunked our class.
We had Mr. Yonce for fourth period. This is lunch
time. We would have class for about 20 minutes, go to lunch, then return for
the remainder of the period (fourth period was 30 minutes longer than the
others so the classes could stagger for lunch). Mr. Yonce was no dummy. He
always locked the classroom door when we left for lunch.One day, about one
month before graduation, the door didn't latch.
Several of us noticed this at once, and we decided
to forego the marvels of the cafeteria. Instead, we waited for Mr. Yonce to
leave, entered the room, and tried to decide what to do. We decided to
rotate the room 180 degrees. I don't mean simply turning the desks around. I
mean moving desks, bookshelves, lecterns, wastebaskets, etc. to the other
side of the room. When we were finished, the floorplan looked like someone
picked up the room, and turned it around.
As the others returned we sat in our desks, and
waited for Mr. Yonce. When he came in he blew up. He ranted. He raved. He
said he was going to flunk all of us, and then called the principle, Mr.
Schwinn, on the intercom.
Flunk us? Say, "Huh? You can't flunk us!"
"Oh, yes I can. Just watch."
You see, the problem was that to graduate, one
needed 18 credits. Most people graduated with 21, so this wasn't much of a
problem. The problem we now faced was that four of those 18 credits had to
be English credits. All of us in the class were pretty standard -- we took
one English course per year. Therefore, we needed to pass Senior English in
order to graduate in one month!
What could we do? We pleaded to no avail. Mr.
Schwinn and our doom approached swiftly. We all concluded that our parents
would simply kill us, and our pain would soon be over. We heard Mr.
Schwinn's footsteps in the hallway.
Silence in the room. Mr. Yonce had a smile on his
face. (He gloated well. I've always wanted to gloat the way he did, but I've
never mastered the skill as well as he.) Mr. Schwinn enters the room.
Mr. Schwinn breaks up in laughter. He laughed so
hard that he fell against the door frame. Mr. Yonce's mouth fell open for a
moment, turns toward us, and says, very slowly, "Put - it - back."
Saved! Mr. Schwinn never said a word. He just
walked down the hall laughing.